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Klaus Schadenfreude
2024-10-31 17:23:18 UTC
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Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

scooterisms:

Four new ones!

"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]

Legacy scooterisms:

"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
— a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]

He does these *all the fucking time*

Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
he adds some padding to give him an out or an escape route when his bullshit is
called. Examples:

"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET


"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET


"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or
"every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of
an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.
Rudy Cánoza
2024-10-31 17:30:29 UTC
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I cannot refute a single fact laid at my feet by Scout.
His superior intelligence has, once again, rendered me into the
impotent, psychopathic, narcissistic fellatio provider that I've
devolved into. I should know better than to even attempt to argue with
him, as he is my physical, moral, and intellectual superior by several
orders of magnitude. But, being a leftist, and member of the Democrat
Party, I am incapable of learning or understanding anything but the
simplest of concepts, like wiping my own ass and-- frankly-- I'm not
even good at that, either. I also enjoy it when he humiliates me in
front of everyone. It makes me all tingly.
Thanks for sharing!

I like to share, too! Stop by the Jolly Kone some evening!

If you are a right wing nut
Or you're a leftist hippy
If your cock's infected bad
With lots of sores and drippy
Rudy's waiting at the Jolly Kone
To make your dreams come true
Just come by, pull your pants right down
And get into the queue!
'Cause sucking cock is what I do
My talent's unsurpassed!
And all in California know
My blow jobs are first class!
Scout
2024-11-01 15:33:51 UTC
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Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
Proof I OWN Rudy.
Klaus Schadenfreude
2024-11-01 18:33:55 UTC
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On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
— a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
he adds some padding to give him an out or an escape route when his bullshit is
"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."
scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or
"every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of
an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.

The scooterisms are proof of your mental decrepitude, scooter. They are just
shitty and *lazy* writing. They're bad habits that only a seventh-rate intellect
like you could ever develop. You are both stupid (lacking knowledge) and
unintelligent (severely limited ability to gain knowledge). And then there's
your delusional belief system. You believe, utterly wrong, that you are a
masterful player of an idiotic Usenet trolling game. In fact, scooter, you
*suck* and *blow* at it.
Skeeter
2024-11-01 19:45:37 UTC
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Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." ? a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
? a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
he adds some padding to give him an out or an escape route when his bullshit is
"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."
scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" ? scooter means "all" or "any" or
"every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of
an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
The scooterisms are proof of your mental decrepitude, scooter. They are just
shitty and *lazy* writing. They're bad habits that only a seventh-rate intellect
like you could ever develop. You are both stupid (lacking knowledge) and
unintelligent (severely limited ability to gain knowledge). And then there's
your delusional belief system. You believe, utterly wrong, that you are a
masterful player of an idiotic Usenet trolling game. In fact, scooter, you
*suck* and *blow* at it.
No they are ammo that when shot at you makes you meltdown.
Michael A Terrell
2024-11-01 22:52:21 UTC
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On 11/1/2024 12:45 PM, Skeeter-Shit "Lamey" Jack-Off Shit-4-Braincell, convicted
child molester and another fucking do-nothing, posted another content-free batch
Post by Skeeter
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." ? a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
? a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
he adds some padding to give him an out or an escape route when his bullshit is
"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."
scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" ? scooter means "all" or "any" or
"every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of
an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
The scooterisms are proof of your mental decrepitude, scooter. They are just
shitty and *lazy* writing. They're bad habits that only a seventh-rate intellect
like you could ever develop. You are both stupid (lacking knowledge) and
unintelligent (severely limited ability to gain knowledge). And then there's
your delusional belief system. You believe, utterly wrong, that you are a
masterful player of an idiotic Usenet trolling game. In fact, scooter, you
*suck* and *blow* at it.
No they are ammo that
They are indications of his mental defects and willful stupidity.
--
Another content-free post from Skeeter-Shit "Lamey" Jack-Off Shit-4-Braincell,
convicted child molester and another fucking do-nothing
Rudy Cánoza
2024-11-01 19:50:46 UTC
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Post by Scout
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't
Well, he DOES, but the next best thing to owning ME is letting me
service you at the Jolly Kone Parking Lot!

If you're feeling down and out
If you're feeling glum
You should know that I'll be glad
To take it up the bum!
Blow jobs aren't the only thing
I happily provide
I'll lift my skirt to offer you
A hole to cum inside!
Please ignore the sores and pus
I've had a little issue
I'm sure that it'll wipe right off
And I'll give you a tissue!
So meet me at the Jolly Kone!
Two holes and there's no waiting!
You know that I'm the best there is
On that there's no debating!
Scout
2024-11-04 16:04:41 UTC
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Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent
immediately before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject
to acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the
opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and
"TRANSLATION:.." — a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't
*be* in the Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with
"wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means
"all" or "every," but he adds some padding to give him an out or an
"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be
Unconstitutional."
scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or
"any" or "every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze is
an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good
writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
Rudy admits to being my shit-stained panties.
Rudy Canoza
2024-11-04 19:02:33 UTC
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Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent
immediately before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not
subject to acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the
opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and
"TRANSLATION:.." — a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't
*be* in the Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with
"wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably
means "all" or "every," but he adds some padding to give him an out
    "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States
of America
    would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null
and void."
    scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
    "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if
not all, gun
    control laws currently or recently proposed would be
Unconstitutional."
    scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
    "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive
scale is pretty
    much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
    scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or
"any" or "every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze
is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are
good writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
Rudy admits to being my shit-stained panties.
What's the worst thing about a woman's panties?

My nuts hang out the side.
Scout
2024-11-05 15:08:35 UTC
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Post by Rudy Canoza
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent
immediately before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not
subject to acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the
opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and
"TRANSLATION:.." — a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't
*be* in the Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with
"wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably
means "all" or "every," but he adds some padding to give him an out or
"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be
Unconstitutional."
scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or
"any" or "every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze
is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good
writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
Rudy admits to being my shit-stained panties.
What's the worst thing about a woman's panties?
My nuts hang out the side.
Sure Rudy.. as if you had any balls.
Klaus Schadenfreude
2024-11-05 21:28:27 UTC
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On 11/5/2024 7:08 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Rudy Canoza
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent
immediately before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the
opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and
"TRANSLATION:.." — a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be*
in the Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle
room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or
"every," but he adds some padding to give him an out or an escape route
    "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
    would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and
void."
    scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
    "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all,
gun
    control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."
    scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
    "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is
pretty
    much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
    scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any"
or "every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an
indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers
just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
Rudy kicks my flabby doughy shit-stained-panties-wearing ass again.
What's the worst thing about a woman's panties?
My nuts hang out the side.
Sure Rudy.. as if I had any balls.
You don't, scooter.
Rudy Cánoza
2024-11-05 21:54:21 UTC
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Post by Scout
Sure Rudy.. as if you had any balls.
I don't, Scout.
Who needs balls? I have two openings and no waiting!

If you're feeling down and out
If you're feeling glum
You should know that I'll be glad
To take it up the bum!
Blow jobs aren't the only thing
I happily provide
I'll lift my skirt to offer you
A hole to cum inside!
Please ignore the sores and pus
I've had a little issue
I'm sure that it'll wipe right off
And I'll give you a tissue!
So meet me at the Jolly Kone!
Two holes and there's no waiting!
You know that I'm the best there is
On that there's no debating!
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-11-05 22:06:29 UTC
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You don't, scooter.
You are a rampant public death threat maker and Suckramento dwarf named
Jonathan D Ball.

FOAD, you traitor to America~!

Governor Swill /Rudy Canoza/Lou Bricano/J Carlson/Michael A
Terrell/Chris Ahlstrom/D.Ray/Henry Bodkin and a dozen other forged socks
of living and dead posters wrote:

Multiple death threats against Trump:
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Cheer up, maybe someone else will try.

Swill

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No. I am a patriotic American who wants the country and its people to
thrive. Getting rid of Trump permanently
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
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That constitutes a DEATH THREAT against a former President, Rudey:


https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/871
18 U.S. Code § 871 - Threats against President and successors to the
Presidency
U.S. Code
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(a)Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail
or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any
letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any
threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon
the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice
President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office
of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or
knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the
President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the
order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect,
shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years,
or both.
(b)The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in
this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful
candidates for the offices of President and Vice President,
respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections
held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in
accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The
phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of
President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the
order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3,
United States Code, sections 19 and 20.
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 740; June 1, 1955, ch. 115, § 1, 69
Stat. 80; Pub. L. 87–829, § 1, Oct. 15, 1962, 76 Stat. 956; Pub. L.
97–297, § 2, Oct. 12, 1982, 96 Stat. 1318; Pub. L. 103–322, title
XXXIII, § 330016(1)(H), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)

9-65.200 - Threats Against the President and Successors to the
Presidency; Threats Against Former Presidents; and Certain Other Secret
Service Protectees
The Counterterrorism Section of the National Security Division has
supervisory authority over 18 U.S.C. §§ 871 and 879 cases. As great
caution must be taken in matters relating to the security of the persons
protected by 18 U.S.C. § 871, United States Attorneys are encouraged to
consult with the Counterterrorism Section (CTS) of the National Security
Division when they have doubts on the prosecutive merit of a case. For
the same reason, dismissal of complaints under 18 U.S.C. § 871, when the
defendant is in custody under the Mental Incompetency Statutes (18
U.S.C. §§ 4244, 4246), requires approval from CTS. In other cases,
United States Attorneys must consult prior to dismissing a count
involving, or entering into any sentence commitment or other case
settlement involving a § 871 charge.


https://www.secretservice.gov/newsroom/releases/2024/01/phoenix-man-arrested-making-online-death-threats-against-president-and

PHOENIX –David Michael Hanson, 41, of Phoenix, was arrested on Wednesday
for making online threats against the President and Vice-President.
Hanson was charged by Federal criminal complaint on Tuesday with five
counts of Threats Against the President and Successors to the Presidency
and five counts of Interstate Communication of Threats.

The complaint alleges that in November and December of 2023, while
living in Arizona, Hanson used a social media platform to post threats
to murder the President and Vice President of the United States. On
November 19, 2023, Hanson posted online a series of threatening
statements including one that stated, “#joeAndKamala I’m asking you to
resign on Monday your alternative is death brutally murdered.” After the
U.S. Secret Service spoke to Hanson and warned him that it was a Federal
crime to post such threats, on December 23, 2023, Hanson posted another
series of similar threats aimed at the President and Vice-President.

Each count of Threats Against the President and Successors to the
Presidency carries a maximum sentence of five years in prison, a fine of
up to $250,000, and up to three years of supervised release. Each count
of Interstate Communication of Threats carries a maximum sentence of
five years in prison, a fine of up to $250,000, and up to three years of
supervised release.

A complaint is simply a method by which a person is charged with
criminal activity and raises no inference of guilt. An individual is
presumed innocent until evidence is presented to a jury that establishes
guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

The United States Secret Service is conducting the investigation in this
case. The United States Attorney’s Office, District of Arizona, is
handling the prosecution.


Those can be reported here:

https://tips.fbi.gov/home

https://www.justice.gov/action-center/report-crime-or-submit-complaint

https://www.secretservice.gov/contact

https://www.dhs.gov/see-something-say-something/reporting/california


Fellow citizens, won't you join in ending Rudey's terrorism here?

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Scout
2024-11-06 14:30:36 UTC
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On 11/5/2024 7:08 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Rudy Canoza
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On 11/1/2024 8:33 AM, scooter, the drunken Virginia camper and gutless
Post by Scout
Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
Four new ones!
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"if" [he means "is"]
"is" [he means "if"]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent
immediately before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not
subject to acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the
opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and
"TRANSLATION:.." — a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't
*be* in the Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
He does these *all the fucking time*
Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with
"wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably
means "all" or "every," but he adds some padding to give him an out
"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be
Unconstitutional."
scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive
scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or
"any" or "every" in *every* instance. This larding with empty wheeze
is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are
good writers just don't do it.
Proof I OWN Rudy.
You don't own your own shit-stained panties, scooter.
Rudy kicks my flabby doughy shit-stained-panties-wearing ass again.
What's the worst thing about a woman's panties?
My nuts hang out the side.
Sure Rudy.. as if I had any balls.
You don't, scooter.
Poor Rudy.. having the change the words in a lame attempt to 'win'

All of his life, Rudy still using this lame tactic of a 6 year old.
Rich
2024-11-06 15:14:50 UTC
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Poor Rudy.. having the change the words in a lame attempt to 'win'
All of his life, Rudy still using this lame tactic of a 6 year old.
Poor Rudy must be licking his wounds along with some
scrotums behind the jolly kone.
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-11-06 16:48:06 UTC
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Post by Scout
Poor Rudy.. having the change the words in a lame attempt to 'win'
All of his life, Rudy still using this lame tactic of a 6 year old.
Poor Rudy must be licking his wounds along with some
scrotums behind the jolly kone.
I want that traitor arrested for treason and incarcerated in Gitmo - now!
Scout
2024-11-06 18:12:26 UTC
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Post by Rich
Post by Scout
Poor Rudy.. having the change the words in a lame attempt to 'win'
All of his life, Rudy still using this lame tactic of a 6 year old.
Poor Rudy must be licking his wounds along with some
scrotums behind the jolly kone.
I want that traitor arrested for treason and incarcerated in Gitmo - now!
Do we arrest the mentally incompetent? I mean we KNOW what he says is never
creditable.

Much as I might want to see him disappear into a black site, I can't help
but feel those resources could be better used.. like looking into hunter's
laptop or Biden's quid pro quo with Ukraine or what it is about Crowdstrike
that Democrats do NOT want revealed.

If there is nothing there to see.... then there is absolutely no reason not
to look.. Right Rudy?

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