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Salvadoran woman tried to smuggle grenade hidden in vagina
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666
2006-04-20 15:58:30 UTC
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Woman Allegedly Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Wed Apr 19, 10:44 PM ET

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman was detained after she
tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina
into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday.

Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the
country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the
discovery showed "the inmates are planning something."

Lidia Alvarado, 44, was found hiding a cylinder containing the weapon
and the drugs, as she entered La Esperanza prison on the northeastern
outskirts of the capital of San Salvador, Uribe said.

She was turned over to police and charged with illegal weapons
possession and drug trafficking, he said. Police who inspected the M-67
grenade said it was in working condition.

Alvarado was visiting two inmates, serving 25 and 30 years. Each had
been convicted of rape, robbery and illegal arms possession.

Prison Director Wilson Galeas was quoted by the daily newspaper La
Prensa Grafica as saying it was not the first time Alvarado had visited
the two convicts.
bohab
2006-04-20 16:41:18 UTC
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Woman Allegedly Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Wed Apr 19, 10:44 PM ET
SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman was detained after she
tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina
into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday.
Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the
country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the
discovery showed "the inmates are planning something."
Lidia Alvarado, 44, was found hiding a cylinder containing the weapon
and the drugs, as she entered La Esperanza prison on the northeastern
outskirts of the capital of San Salvador, Uribe said.
She was turned over to police and charged with illegal weapons
possession and drug trafficking, he said. Police who inspected the M-67
grenade said it was in working condition.
Alvarado was visiting two inmates, serving 25 and 30 years. Each had
been convicted of rape, robbery and illegal arms possession.
Prison Director Wilson Galeas was quoted by the daily newspaper La
Prensa Grafica as saying it was not the first time Alvarado had visited
the two convicts.
They should have pulled the pin and let her in to see her boyfriends.
John P.
2006-04-20 22:46:23 UTC
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SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman was detained after she
tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina
That's a serious snatch. Kinda like "Pick a side".
Don Staples
2006-04-21 14:39:50 UTC
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Woman Allegedly Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Wed Apr 19, 10:44 PM ET
SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman was detained after she
tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina
into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday.
Hm, more bang for your buck.
betweentheeyes
2006-04-21 21:24:45 UTC
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Woman Allegedly Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Wed Apr 19, 10:44 PM ET
SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman was detained after she
tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina
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I'm guessing it wasn't one of these:
http://www.macw.com/grenade.html

over heard in the prison yard

eeewwwww .. a grenade that smells like tuna

"were never going to get the smell out of that grenade"

long drag on a doobie: "Anybody smell fish?"

"Is that a grenade in you pussy or are you just happy to see me?"

Prison metal detector team:
"Sarge, I had her take off all her closes and she still sets off the metal
detector. Maybe we should do a body cavity search?"

Body cavity search team:
"file, screwdrive, marijuana, grenade... OK, she's clean"

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